Iron Jawed Angels – Two Queefs Up!

iron jawed angels

Are you looking for a movie that will entertain you, while simultaneously stimulate your feminist consciousness? Check out HBO’s “Iron Jawed Angels.”

Women’s suffrage is so often approached with the dry page of a history textbook. Iron Jawed Angels brings those black-and-white photos of suffragists in their “Votes for Women” sashes into HD color!

Set to a hip soundtrack, this movie will make you want to don a sash and feathered hat and hit the streets, fists pumping.

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Time’s Running Out, Little Doggy!

Submit to the Queef!

Just a reminder that August is right around the corning! That means that submission deadlines for Queef’s next issue AND The Anthology of the Awkward are coming up fast!

Check out previous posts for details!

Don’t make me spank you, little doggy!

CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS!

Queef is compiling odes to the bra! Whether you’re burning it, can’t find one that fits right without pinching your armpit hair, love those little pink bows, or just love flap’n in the breeze – send us work dedicated to those fabulous cups that we all want to drink from!

Bra submissions should follow the standard submission guidelines, so check those out. Otherwise, make sure to include BRA in your email subject.

It Isn’t Funny, Babies Come From There

Watch the full episode, “Eat, Pray, and Queef,” at http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/220761.

Anthology of the Awkward Seeking Submissions

Hello again, Little Doggy,

As Editor-In-Queef, I thought I would pass on this info for a book I will be co-editing this summer. It sounds right up any Queefer’s . . . ally.

The Anthology of the Awkward is currently seeking flash fiction, prose poems, and short essay submissions for Volume One: The Virgins.  We are looking for unpublished pieces under 1000 words that portray mortifying, awkward, humorous, ordinary, embarrassing, painful, mundane, stressful, tiresome, pathetic, humiliating, and unremarkable experiences involved with losing your virginity.  We want these to be concise, raw and short-lived, just like your first time.  Skip the foreplay.  Get to the point.

Please send submissions, double-spaced in Times New Roman 12 point font to:

virginityanthology@gmail.com

Be sure to include your contact information.

Deadline: AUGUST 15, 2009.

  • “I've seen your revulsion and it looks real good on you...” (Courtney Love)
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  • "feminism is for everyone" bell hooks
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  • "Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, shoot me now, please." Tank Girl
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  • "Fuck yr heroes, I'm saving myself." — Daphne Gottlieb (Final Girl)
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  • "I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat." Rebecca West
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  • “The learning process is something you can incite, literally incite, like a riot.” Audre Lorde
  • "I'm sorry, it's just, it's kinda funny how much it bothers you." Sharon Marsh, Southpark.